Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
