Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize