You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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