You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
