Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
