Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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