Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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