Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We left the knife in your bed.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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