Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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