This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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