hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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