My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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