JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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