i permit you to call me
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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