we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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