yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The air was thick with penises
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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