omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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