weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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