Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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