he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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