Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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