my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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