The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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