I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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