Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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