I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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