I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I love how my cats smell like pot.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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