All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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