He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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