Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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