omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
ttyl tear gas
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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