i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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