I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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