let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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