I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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