Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
