I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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