We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
