Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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