I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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