I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
being pregnant is like rehab
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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