You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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