just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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