Just cropdusted the office
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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