quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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