Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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