had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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