I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
