you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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