What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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