he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I think a kid would responsible me up
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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