He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just found a bag of teeth...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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