True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just gift wrapped bread.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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