no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
its not stalking. its research.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You pole danced in your parka.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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