if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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