Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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