It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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