Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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